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\"Kisei (Never Forget)\" (帰省 〜Never Forget〜, lit. \"Homecoming (Never Forget)\") is the 35th single by Japanese entertainer Akina Nakamori. Written by Yasuhiro Suzu and Atsuko, the single was released on February 11, 1998, by Gauss Entertainment (a subsidiary of Daiichikosho) under the This One label. It was also the lead single from her 18th studio album Spoon.
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{"fact":"A cat's normal temperature varies around 101 degrees Fahrenheit.","length":64}
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{"type":"standard","title":"A.B. Brewer Building","displaytitle":"A.B. Brewer Building","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q20707183","titles":{"canonical":"A.B._Brewer_Building","normalized":"A.B. Brewer Building","display":"A.B. Brewer Building"},"pageid":47212544,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c2/AB_Brewer_Building.jpg/330px-AB_Brewer_Building.jpg","width":320,"height":200},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/AB_Brewer_Building.jpg","width":2361,"height":1479},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281055042","tid":"ffc9aabe-0392-11f0-839c-b5bf63e0ce1f","timestamp":"2025-03-18T00:50:34Z","description":"United States historic place","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":35.86833333,"lon":-92.11833333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A.B._Brewer_Building","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A.B._Brewer_Building?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A.B._Brewer_Building?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:A.B._Brewer_Building"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A.B._Brewer_Building","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/A.B._Brewer_Building","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A.B._Brewer_Building?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:A.B._Brewer_Building"}},"extract":"The A.B. Brewer Building is a historic commercial building on Arkansas Highway 66 in the central business district of Mountain View, Arkansas. It is a single-story structure, built out of load-bearing stone masonry, sharing party walls with adjacent buildings opposite the Stone County Courthouse, and houses three storefronts topped by a tall stone entablature. It was built in 1929 by the Brewer Brothers, who were local stonemasons.","extract_html":"
The A.B. Brewer Building is a historic commercial building on Arkansas Highway 66 in the central business district of Mountain View, Arkansas. It is a single-story structure, built out of load-bearing stone masonry, sharing party walls with adjacent buildings opposite the Stone County Courthouse, and houses three storefronts topped by a tall stone entablature. It was built in 1929 by the Brewer Brothers, who were local stonemasons.
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Trochosa ruricola is a wolf spider whose common name is rustic wolf spider. The females are 15 mm (0.6 in) but can reach 25 mm (1.0 in), and the males are 10 mm (0.4 in). Both sexes are dark brown and have a pale band that runs down to the carapace and continues to the abdomen.
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