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German Doner Kebab (GDK) is a fast casual kebab chain, specialising in German doner kebabs, owned by Hero Brands since 2017. Tracing its heritage to a restaurant in Berlin, Germany in 1989, the first site opened in Dubai, United Arab Emirates in 2013, the company was purchased with a majority share in 2017 by the Sarwar family and moved its headquarters to Glasgow, Scotland.
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José Pinhal was a Portuguese singer-songwriter. Although he never enjoyed great success during his lifetime, his work aroused great interest among the general public almost 30 years after his death.
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