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Rudolf Reiter is a Czech professional footballer who plays for Trinity ZlÃn.
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The Wedding Dance is a 1566 oil-on-panel painting by the Netherlandish Renaissance artist Pieter Bruegel the Elder. Owned by the museum of the Detroit Institute of Arts in Detroit, Michigan, the work was discovered by its director in England in 1930, and brought to Detroit. It is believed to be one of a set of three Bruegel works from around the same time: The Wedding Dance, The Peasant Wedding (1567) and The Peasant Dance (1569).
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