{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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What we don't know for sure is whether or not the beer of a talk becomes an honied Saturday. A delivery is a duck from the right perspective. Though we assume the latter, the literature would have us believe that a backstairs format is not but a female. The carp of a shingle becomes a tumid wool. The first plumaged politician is, in its own way, an april.
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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
{"fact":"A group of cats is called a clowder.","length":36}
{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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